hotsenator:

if someone with ebola SHITS IN YOUR MOUTH then you MIGHT CONTRACT EBOLA

frick-n-furter:

WE DID THE MASH

*KICKS THROUGH YOUR DOOR*

WE DID THE MONSTER MASH

*BACKFLIPS INTO YOUR LIVING ROOM*

THE MONSTER MASH

*BREAKS ALL OF YOUR WINDOWS*

IT WAS A GRAVEYARD SMASH

frigginjabroni:

Went from comedic to real as fuck in like 2 seconds

MY FRENCH PROFESSOR JUST TOLD ME I SHOULD MAJOR OR MINOR IN FRENCH??? OMG

my mom asked me when the last time i left my apartment was and i had to think about it for a few seconds


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me @ me : chill

kathspierce:

This is Criminal Law 100, or as I prefer to call it, How to Get Away with Murder.

grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

Holland Roden for BCBGeneration