there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen
They do have a saucepan, but someone’s eating cereal out of it.
"Pasta. Why is there so much pasta? Who would ever eat that much pasta?"
when you say a joke in front of a big group and no one laughs
Bennett’s wallaby in Tierpark Nordhorn, Germany.
Girls, romanticize yourselves. You are a queen. You are a warrior. You are an enchantress. You are a mermaid. You are a goddess. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales.
Women, traumatize others. You are a dragon. You are a wolf. You are a bump in the night. You are the last thing they see in the darkness. You are all of these things and more, you are the heart of their fucking nightmares.
I can’t take your pain. That’s because it doesn’t hurt. No. It’s okay. Allison. It’s okay. It’s okay. It’s okay. It’s perfect. I’m in the arms of my first love, the first person I ever loved, the person I’ll always love. I love you, Scott. Scott Mccall.
Don’t, please, don’t. Allison, don’t please.
this is the best thing i’ve ever made