how u say first off and then only say one thing

via noblinds · originally by kurtsengaged
via ollivander · originally by dannyqhantom
kylehilde:

when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end

kylehilde:

when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end

via aphr0ditelady · originally by kylehilde
via abundanceoferica · originally by tatuaz
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mightequinn:

Jenny Slate in an abortion romcom? I will be there, day one, front row. Well, not the front row because it distorts the viewing experience, but ja feel.

via dannydevitosfoot · originally by mightequinn

cuntphrase:

unpopularqueen:

I LITERALLY STRUGGLE TO BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVNT TRIED TIM TAMS, VEGEMITE, FAIRY BREAD, WIZZ FIZZ, CHICOS, MINTIES AND CARAMELLO KOALAS
U R MISSING SK MUCH

are those street names for drugs

via bgallaghers · originally by unpopularqueen
#ffr

dodie-snk:

HE’S SO STUPID HE CAN’T SCRATCH HIMSELF WITHOUT FALLING DOWN THAT’S CUTE

via cas-n-sip · originally by dodie-snk

passionpayne:

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*desperately tries to zoom in as close as possible to view credit card number*

via fateand-coincidence · originally by passionpayne
via fnnjones · originally by alphalewolf

myseasickheart:

What I look for in a relationship

via fnnjones · originally by neihuas

emiweeeeeee:

The carrots aren’t going anywhere cutie

via clichesinadarkpast · originally by cellajane.com

flatulenceontoast:

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