eilwaen:

looks like we got a lying whore

foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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going to cvs at 9:15 pm solely for candy because i’ve lost all control of my life

jaclcfrost:

things to not show in school

  • weakness
  • emotions
  • a pack of gum
theawkwardterrier:

The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.

theawkwardterrier:

The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.

ghostrightsactivist:

cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

to catch a redditor

spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

dang my roommate’s boyfriend’s roommates are hot af but she doesnt invite us over there with her that often how do i change this

calmility:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode