"please abraham, i'm not that man"

savethewildpinatas:

He looks so polite, like he just wants to stop by and see if you have anything for him.

via dreamwithart · originally by pleatedjeans
  • Guy: What do girls do at sleepovers?
  • Me: Pass the Bechdel test.
via floralchloe · originally by attackofopportunity
via getyourassbeat · originally by bryko
via toothyhellbeast · originally by idiothoran
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unclefather:

bobbyhoying:

vua:

silumia:

A tattoo with an anchor saying ‘I refuse to sink’

a judgemental person that should respect other peoples choices!!!!!!!!!

A rabbit with bionic legs that has an incredible tolerance for alcohol

A big dad that scares other dads into eating bugs for fun

via gaymeofthrones · originally by silumia
my friends don’t appreciate my snapchats

my friends don’t appreciate my snapchats

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via vanillish · originally by breathinginpairs

marinashutup:

in which the actor who plays one of television’s least likeable characters is actually super considerate and cool

via livemightyliverighteously · originally by kazuos
iamretrokid:

lmafo did he just enchant him?

iamretrokid:

lmafo did he just enchant him?

via bgallaghers · originally by bballgifs
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pussybow:

on week two of my #rawfood diet… I feel amazing! who knew eating #raw could be so delish?

pussybow:

on week two of my #rawfood diet… I feel amazing! who knew eating #raw could be so delish?

via uzbekisam · originally by pussybow

religiousmom:

butnotfreeman:

religiousmom:

the cigarette thing in the fault in our stars is so dumb you are wasting your money on an industry that is one of the largest causes of cancer just so you can make some lame ass far fetched metaphor

NO YOU ARE INCORRECT AND CLOSE MINDED ON SO MANY LEVELS

are you suggesting that it is close minded to say that cigarettes are a leading cause of cancer

via twerksofbeing-amuggle · originally by religiousmom
via framesjanco · originally by nerdgeekdweeb